Thursday, March 6, 2008

Bathroom Chuckle


Thought you would all get a kick out of this. I was dying for a pee on the plane back to Buenos Aries, but big John was in the aisle seat and I didn't have the heart to climb over him. Headed for the bano as soon as I got off the flight to find a lineup of waiting women and all but one stall occupied. I checked it out, it was clean and had all of the essentials so I entered. The minute the door clicked shut I KNEW what was up. There was no latch on the inside and I was locked in. I couldn't ask anybody on the outside to help me out because I can't speak freaking spanish! So, I slid out under the door. These sorts of things never happen to pretty girls with platter boobies.

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